The birds & the bees

Son : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than man ?
Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
Father : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ?
Son : Why women cannot have......when they are having menses ?
Father : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ? Use your brain, use your brainnn
Son : Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love ?
Father : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
Son : Why are making love carried out in private ?
Father : Use your brain, use your brainnnn...Will you dig your nose in front of your class ?
Son : Wah...father you very good ah......