East Vs West - Funny yet True

Blue --> Westerner(W)
Red --> Asian(A)

1) Opinion











W: Talk to the point
A: Talk around the circle, especially if different opinions

2) Way of Life











W: individualism, think of himself or herself.
A: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business (kay poh).

3) Punctuality












W: on time.
A: in time.

4) Contacts














W: Contact to related person only
A: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful

5) Anger













W: Show that I am angry.
A: I am angry, but still smiling... (beware!)

6) Queue when Waiting













W: Queuing in an orderly manner
A: Queuing?! What's that?

7) Sundays on the Road













W: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully.
A: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall.

8) Party












W: Only gather with group.
A: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO .

9) In the restaurant












W: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant.
A: Talk and laugh loudly like they own the restaurant .

10) Travelling













W: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.
A: Taking picture is the most important, scenery is just for the background.

11) Handling of Problems













W: Take any steps to solve the problems.
A: Try to avoid conflicts, and if can, don't leave any trail.

12) Three meals a day













W: One good meal once a day is sufficed.
A: At least 3 good meals a day.

13) Transportation











W: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.
A: Before no money have to cycle, now got money can drive car.

14) Elderly in day to day life












W: When old, there is snoopy for companionship.
A: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to baby-sit the grandkids.

15) Moods and Weather












W: The logic is, rain is pain.
A: The more the rain, more prosperity .

16) The Boss












W: The boss is part of the team.
A: The boss is a Fierce god.

17) What's Trendy












W: Healthy Asian cuisine
A: Expensive Western cuisine.

18) The Child













W: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.
A: Work, live and all for the kids, the centre of life

Airport Runway in Portugal

A special airport
- the airport's runway with a length of 2781 meters , of which 1000 meters of the runway is supported by 180 pillars , each pillar 50 meters height ( abt 17 floors ), surprisingly, the runway is design are for B-747

Look at the cars parked below the runway

Penang Food

Shanghai REN Building

The REN Building is a proposal for a hotel, sports and conference center for the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai . The building is conceived as two buildings merging into one. The first building, emerging from the water, is devoted to the activities of the body, and houses the sports and water culture center. The second building emerging from land, is devoted to the spirit and enlightment, and houses the conference center and meeting facilities. The two buildings meet in a 1000 room hotel, a building for living. The building becomes the Chinese sign for 'The People', and a recognizable landmark for the World Expo in China.

Confession

Almost did it:

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest,
'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing is the same as putting it in. You're not to
see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put
$50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'



Lemon Squeeze:

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate
love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'




Catholic Dog:

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying a mass for the
poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for
an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane,
and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something
for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is
enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya
tell me the dog was Catholic?



Donation:

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the Tax Dept. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'



Confession:

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two
college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with
each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this then?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!'

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