How Clever Are You?

See how many of these questions you can answer correctly.

1) What does a cow have four of that a woman have only two of?

2) What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

3) What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

4) What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

5) You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

6) A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

7) I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

8) I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

9) What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

10) What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?

11) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

12) What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

13) What is it that a Woman have it in front, a Cow have it behind and a Man don't have any?




Answers:
1) Legs

2) Coconut

3) Bubblegum or Chewing Gum

4) Shake Hands

5) Tent

6) Wedding Ring

7) Nose

8) Arrow

9) Fire Truck

10) Fork

11) Surname

12) Heart

13) The alphabet 'W'