Hotel bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .

After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00.

When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.

'But we didn't use them,' the man complains........

'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't! go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions the man replies, 'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,' ! the man replies. 'She was here and you could have!'

Thailand Museum of Death

SPEED Control in Denmark

Employee/Employer communication on pay rise

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!


Dear Bo$$


In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.


Your$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss.

Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents in History

Throughout history, humans have always been prone to accidents. Some, such as the exotic car crashes, can be very expensive but that's trivial compared to the truly expensive accidents. An accident is identified as "an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss". Our aim is to list the Top 10 most expensive accidents in the history of the world as measured in dollars.
This includes property damage and expenses incurred related to the accident such as cleanup and industry losses. Many of these accidents involved casualties which obviously cannot be measured in dollar terms. Each life lost is priceless and is not factored into the equation. Deliberate actions such as war or terrorism and natural disasters do not qualify as accidents and therefore are not included in this list.

No:10. Titanic - US$150 Million. The sinking of he Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 Million to built ($150 Million in today's dollars).















No:9. Tanker Truck vs Bridge - US$358 Million. On August 26, 2004, a car collided with a tanker truck containing 32000 liters of fuel on the Wiehltal Bridge in Germany. The tanker crashed through the guardrail and fell 90 feet off he A4 Autobahn resulting in a huge explosion and fire which destroyed the load-bearing ability of the bridge. Temporary repairs cost $40 Million and the cost to replace the bridge is estimated at $138 Million.
















No:8. Metrolink Crash - US$500 Million. On September 12, 2008, in what was one of the worst train crashes in California history, 25 people were killed when a Metrolink comuter train crashed head-on into a Union Pacific freight train in Los Angeles. It is thought that the Metrolink train may have run a red signal while the conductor was busy text messaging. Wrongful deadth lawsuits are expected to cause $500 Million in losses for Metrolink.

















No:7. B-2 Bomber Crash - US$1.4 Billion. Here we have our first Billion dollar accident (and we're only at No.7 on the list). This B-2 Stealth Bomber crashed shortly after taking off from an air base in Guam on february 23, 2008. Investigators blamed distorted data in the flight control computers caused by moisture in the system. This resulted in the aircraft making a sudden nose-up move which made the B-2 stall and crash. This was 1 of only 21 ever built and was the most expensive aviation accident in history. Both pilots were able to eject to safety.































No:6. Exxon Valdez - US$2.5 Billion. The Exxon Valdez oil spill was not a large one in relation to the world's biggest oil spills, but a costly one due to the remote location of Prince William Sound (accessible only by helicopter and boat). On March 24, 1989, 10.8 million gallons of oil was spilled when the ship's master, Joseph Hazelwood, left the controls and the ship crashed into a reef. The cleanup cost Exxon $2.5 Billion.


















No:5. Piper Alpha Oil Rig - US$3.4 Billion. The world's worst off-shore oil disaster. At one time, it was the world's single largest oil producer, spewing out 317000 barrels of oil per day. On July 6, 1988, as part of routine maintenance, technicians removed and checked safety valves which were essential in preventing dangerous build-up of liquid gas. There were 100 identical safety valves which were checked. Unfortunately, he technicians made a mistake and forgot to replace one of them. At 10 pm that same night, a technician pressed a start button for the liquid gas pumps and the world's most expensive oil rig accident was set in motion. Within 2 hours, the 300 foot platform was engulfed in flames. It eventually collapsed, killing 167 workers and resulting in $3.4 Billion in damages.
















No:4. Challenger Explosion - US$5.5 Billion. The Space Shuttle Challenger was destroyed 73 seconds after takeoff due on January 28, 1986 due to a faulty O-ring. It failed to seal one joint, allowing pressurized gas to reach the outside. This in turn caused the external tank to dump its payload of liquid hydrogen causing a massive explosion. The cost of replacing the Space Shuttle was $2 Billion in 1986 ($4.5 Billion in today's dollars). The cost of investigation, problem correction, and replacement of lost equipment cost $450 Million from 1986 - 1987 ($1 Billion in today's dollars).



















No:3. Prestige Oil Spill - US$12 Bilion. On November 13, 2002, the Prestige oil tanker was carrying 77000 tons of heavy fuel oil when one of its twelve tanks burst during a storm off Galicia, Spain. Fearing that the ship would sink, the captian called for help from Spanish rescue workers, expecting them to take the ship into harbor. However, pressure from local authorities forced the captain to steer the ship away from the coast. The captain tried to get help from the French and Portuguese authorities, but they too ordered he ship away from their shores. The storm eventually too its toll on the ship resulting in the tanker splitting in half and releasing 20 million gallons oil into the sea. According to a report by the Pontevedra Economist Board, the total cleanup cost $12 Billion.



















No:2. Space Shuttle Columbia - US$13 Billion. The Space Shuttle Columbia was the first space worthy shuttle in NASA's orbital fleet. It was destroyed during re-entry over Texas on February 1, 2003 after a hole was punctured in one of he wings during launch 16 days earlier. The original cost of the shuttle was $2 Billion in 1978. That comes out to $6.3 Billion in today's dollars. $500 Million was spent on the investigation , making it the costliest aircraft accident investigation in history. The search and recovery of debris cost $300 Million. In the end, the total cost of the accident (not including replacement of the shuttle) came out to $13 Billion according to the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics.













No:1. Chernobyl - US$200 Billion. On April 26, 1986, the world witnessed the costliest accident in history. The Chernobyl disaster has been called the biggest socio-economic catastrophe in peacetime history. 50% of the area of Ukraine is in some way contaminated. Over 200000 people had to be evacuated and resettled while 1.7 million people were directly affected by the disaster. The death attributed to Chernobyl, including people who died from cancer years later, is estimated at 125000. The total cost including cleanup, resettlement, and compensation to victims has been estimated to be roughly 200 billion. The cost of a new steel shelter for the Chernobyl nuclear plant will cost 2 billion alone. The accident was officially attributed to power plant operators who violated plant procedures and were ignorant of the safety requirements needed.

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